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Girl, u workin with some ass yeah
You bad yeah
OMAHGAH I dunno how I never noticed this before but me and Carrie Bradshaw have the same sweater :)
Not too shabby:) I think my best GPA in college so far!
A kiss about apple pie à la mode with the vanilla creaminess melting in the pie heat. A kiss about chocolate, when you haven’t eaten chocolate in a year. A kiss about palm trees speeding by, trailing pink clouds when you drive down the Strip sizzling with champagne. A kiss about spotlights fanning the sky and the swollen sea spilling like tears all over your legs.
He got this very serious look on his face after I told him, and he said something to me I don’t think I will forget this semester or ever. “Charlie, we accept the love we think we deserve. ” I just stood there, quiet.
the perks of being a wallflower, stephen chbosky
Natasha Poly in Roberto Cavalli
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